In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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