I should be sponsored by Trojan
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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