I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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