The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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