Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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