It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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