he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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