I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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