Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize