Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
