i may or may not be watching the land before time
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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