Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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