i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
