dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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