pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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