I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I love having hate sex.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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