dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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