i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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