I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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