Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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