I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize