butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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