I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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