If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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