I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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