what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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