Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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