That's intense
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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