I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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