You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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