Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
