how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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