Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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