I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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