I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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