he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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