How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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