he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
she pinky promised me she was 18
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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