I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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