4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
well, you know. whores of a feather.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
