He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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