Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize