She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i love accidental penises.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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