is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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