I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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