i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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