ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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