I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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