He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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