I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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