Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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