If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
