We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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