dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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